turn up the rizz / throw a temper tantrum / get matching tramp-stamps / swipe and max out their credit card / feign a terminal illness / spit in their mouth / have a drink, or several, to take the edge off / give up on your dreams / release a silent but deadly fart / call the cops / cheat / blow raspberries on their tummy / break out the bondage gear / invite a random hook up from tinder / live your villain era / just start hurling insults / panic / refocus your energy on your rap career / troll them online

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turn up the rizz / throw a temper tantrum / get matching tramp-stamps / swipe and max out their credit card / feign a terminal illness / spit in their mouth / have a drink, or several, to take the edge off / give up on your dreams / release a silent but deadly fart / call the cops / cheat / blow raspberries on their tummy / break out the bondage gear / invite a random hook up from tinder / live your villain era / just start hurling insults / panic / refocus your energy on your rap career / troll them online /