situation-i accidentally joined scientology....jpg
situation-i accidentally sent a nude photo to my boss....jpg
situation-i discovered my partner has a box of stuff from their ex....jpg
situation-i found my partner on a registered sex offender list....jpg
situation-i have an unexpected meeting with human resources....jpg
situation-i just found out i_m pregnant but i_m not sure i_m ready....jpg
situation-i just graduated and there_s no jobs in my chosen field....jpg
situation-i keep having sexual dreams about my friend_s partner....jpg
situation-i owe my friend money but can_t afford to pay them back....jpg
situation-i told my partner i love them and they didn_t say it back....jpg
situation-i walked in on my parents having sex....jpg
situation-i was driving drunk and hit someone with my car....jpg
situation-i_m about to attend my high school reunion....jpg
situation-i_m about to meet my partner_s family for the first time....jpg
situation-i_m getting weird, sexual vibes from my stepbrother....jpg
situation-i_m home alone and a stranger has broken into the house....jpg
situation-i_m nervous about coming out to my family....jpg
situation-i_m sat next to a crying baby on a long haul flight....jpg
situation-i_m secretly in love with my best friend....jpg
situation-i_m trying to get out of jury duty....jpg
situation-i_m trying to sleep but my roommate is having very loud sex....jpg
situation-i_ve been arrested for a misdemeanor....jpg
situation-i_ve been laid off and have no savings....jpg
situation-it_s my first day at my new dream job....jpg
situation-my colleague just got the promotion i wanted....jpg
situation-my date asked to split the check....jpg
situation-my elderly grandmother is on life support....jpg
situation-my partner wants to spice up our sex life....jpg
situation-my situationship refuses to lock in....jpg
situation-rent is due but i can_t afford to pay....jpg
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advice-accuse them of being politically incorrect every time they speak.jpg
advice-accuse them of sexual harassment.jpg
advice-ask everyone what their favorite porn genre is.jpg
advice-be a bitch.jpg
advice-beat them into submission.jpg
advice-become a born-again virgin.jpg
advice-block them on social media and cut them out of your life.jpg
advice-blow rasberries on their tummy.jpg
advice-break into their home and steal their most valued possessions.jpg
advice-break out the bondage gear.jpg
advice-bring a dozen roses and a dozen condoms.jpg
advice-call the cops.jpg
advice-call your ex.jpg
advice-casually weave geopolitical conflicts into conversation.jpg
advice-cheat.jpg
advice-create a fake social media persona and catfish them.jpg
advice-destroy them.jpg
advice-divulge all of your darkest secrets.jpg
advice-don_t be a cock-block.jpg
advice-don_t let the red flags spoil your fun.jpg
advice-drink a gallon of mountain dew and give them a golden shower.jpg
advice-drop the c-bomb.jpg
advice-dump them.jpg
advice-eat some tasty ass.jpg
advice-everything is your fault, absorb all the blame.jpg
advice-feign a terminal illness.jpg
advice-ferociously masturbate until completion.jpg
advice-fight fire with fire.jpg
advice-frequently interrupt them while they_re speaking.jpg
advice-frequently reference obscure movies so they think you_re cool.jpg
advice-fuck around and find out.jpg
advice-gaslight them and distort their sense of reality.jpg
advice-gently slide a finger inside their bum.jpg
advice-get matching tramp stamps.jpg
advice-get tf outta town.jpg
advice-ghost them, they deserve it.jpg
advice-give them a lap dance with lots of eye contact.jpg
advice-give them a lil tickle.jpg
advice-give them a toothy blowjob.jpg
advice-give up on your dreams.jpg
advice-have a drink, or several, to take the edge off.jpg
advice-hire a hit man.jpg
advice-ignore the situation and hope it passes on its own.jpg
advice-ignore their boundaries.jpg
advice-invest all of your money in crypto.jpg
advice-invite a random hook up from tinder.jpg
advice-jizz literally everywhere.jpg
advice-join in the fun!.jpg
advice-just make more money_.jpg
advice-just start hurling insults.jpg
advice-leave a passive-agressive note.jpg
advice-lie and tell them you_re pregnant.jpg
advice-live your villain era.jpg
advice-love bomb them with copious amounts of attention and affection.jpg
advice-make a bunch of tiktoks to share your experience.jpg
advice-make a racially charged comment.jpg
advice-make a sex tape with them.jpg
advice-make it a competition.jpg
advice-make them feel guilty.jpg
advice-make them uncomfortable by staring intensely at their physical flaws.jpg
advice-make yourself a cocktail of prescription drugs.jpg
advice-offer them a bump of coke.jpg
advice-offer to make dinner then serve poisonous mushrooms.jpg
advice-pamper them with a sensual foot rub.jpg
advice-panic.jpg
advice-practice your tibetan throat singing.jpg
advice-pretend you are possessed by a demon and require an exorcism.jpg
advice-put it in your mouth.jpg
advice-queef in their face.jpg
advice-quit.jpg
advice-raw dog it.jpg
advice-refocus your energy on your rap career.jpg
advice-refuse to engage, give them the silent treatment.jpg
advice-reject reality, embrace your delusions.jpg
advice-replace their conditioner with hair removal cream.jpg
advice-repress your emotions forever.jpg
advice-rub one out under the table.jpg
advice-secretly record your conversations to use as blackmail.jpg
advice-sell their personal information on the dark web.jpg
advice-send their nudes to the group chat.jpg
advice-send them a picture of your butthole.jpg
advice-settle for what you_ve got.jpg
advice-sext them a dirty pic and ask if they_re down to play.jpg
advice-shave yourself an elegant landing strip.jpg
advice-shit the bed.jpg
advice-slap _em on the ass ans say _well done love_.jpg
advice-smoke a doobie.jpg
advice-snuggle up and get cozy.jpg
advice-speak in an exagerated foreign accent.jpg
advice-spike the punch with lsd and offer everyone a drink.jpg
advice-spit in their mouth.jpg
advice-spread a rumor that they have genital warts.jpg
advice-steal someone_s identity and start a new life.jpg
advice-suggest opening up the relationship.jpg
advice-swipe and max out their credit card.jpg
advice-take a seat in the cuck chair.jpg
advice-tell everyone they have a micro penis.jpg
advice-tell them exactly how you feel using some hip gen-z slang, no cap.jpg
advice-threaten them with a lawsuit.jpg
advice-throw a temper tantrum.jpg
advice-throw on some assless chaps.jpg
advice-torch their car.jpg
advice-trap them in a toxic codependent relationship.jpg
advice-trauma dump.jpg
advice-troll them online.jpg
advice-turn this party into an orgy.jpg
advice-turn up the rizz.jpg
advice-unleash a silent but deadly fart.jpg
advice-use a ball gag.jpg
advice-use a doll to point out where you were touched inappropriately.jpg
advice-use photoshop to create images of what your future children will look like.jpg
advice-use subtlety sexist comments to undermine their authority.jpg
advice-victim blame.jpg
advice-violently attack them.jpg
advice-weaponize anal sex.jpg
advice-wear something slutty.jpg
advice-whip out the strap on cock.jpg
advice-withdraw all the cash you have and hit the las vegas strip.jpg
advice-you_re so fucked, pray for a miracle.jpg
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